It was reported that the Michigan Football Coach Lloyd Carr will only be dressing 20 players for the Ohio State game ...the rest of the players will have to dress themselves!
What's the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor? Columbus 187 miles.
How do you get a Michigan Graduate off your front porch? Pay him for the piza.
What did the Michigan grad say to the OSU grad? "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." "But, I'm a Michigan graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better show you how."
A Wolverine football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time.
Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games? Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.
What are the three longest years of a Michigan football player's life? His freshman year.
Twas the night before game time,> And all round the shoe,> Not a creature was sleeping,> They were screaming Beat Blue.> The banners were hung by the lamp posts with care> In hopes that St.Troy would find Ginn through the> air.> Drunken and crazy and burning their beds,> While visions of kick off danced through their> heads.> When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter,> I sprang from the keg to see what was the matter.> When there in the sky, in a Coupe DeVille sleigh,> Was Woody Hayes decked out in scarlet and gray.> He looked on the crowd that was gathered around,> And said that he heard that a game was in town.> I came here to watch it, and wish you good luck.> Though it's not like you need it, cause Michigan> Sucks! >
GO BUCKS - BEAT MICHIGAN
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