"A failure is a man who has blundered but is not capable of cashing in on the experience."

So I failed with the diet over the weekend. The diet went great from Mon-Thurs, than took a dive over the weekend. Leandra claims I didn't over eat, but I feel the opposite. Friday I had a dish from Noodles & Co. called Pasta Fresca. It's really not that bad of a dish. Pasta, veggies, and a small cut of grilled chicken. Saturday was a good day as far as calories went. We had pictures in Cincinnatti with Natalie in the morning and stopped at Arby's (Bad decision) on the way home. It made me sick, therefore it was basically the only thing I ate on Saturday. Sunday was an entire different story. Leandra really wanted to go to the Ohio State Fair. I obviously caved and took her and Rylee and ate like a pig. We started off with the obvious, fair fries and a lemon shake. We shared both. Than I moved onto a gyro, which was outstanding, and Leandra had a steak sandwich. After that, we were told by some friends that there are multiple "deep fried" stands (lmao). So we came across and figured we had to try it out. We got an order of the deep fried buckeyes (which we both ate 1 and were not impressed, believe it or not), and also a deep fried twinkies which was amazing. It was so good that I don't even remember chewing. I think it was bite and swallow, or straight inhaling. I ate the entire thing. Sigh....by that time the lemon shake was history and we got a sweet tea to replace that. We went and showed Rylee the pig farm, and ended the walk back to the car with a delightful elephant ear. So I geuss it wasn't a totally disgusting display, but definitely didn't fit into my diet. It's gonna be rough to keep up the diet in the next few weeks due to vacation (North Myrtle) and some light travelling to Indiana for poker. So I got some serious thinking to do about this diet, either man up for a few months or just let myself go like Adam Chine did.

Ladies and Gentlemen: I now present you Adam Chine doing the Truffle Shuffle at the original Goonies house in Oregon. Enjoy.